You know, obedience isn’t really my thing. In fact, in my relatively untouched LinkedIn profile, under specialties and skills I have listed “Insubordination.” However.
Whatever you say, Who What Wear!
Just arrived from ShopBop:
[Matisse shearling lined clogs @shopbop.com]
In all fairness, the box was on its way before the WWW email arrived, but I felt smug and validated in my superfluous purchase anyway. A bohemian cannot have too many clogs. Take note.
Also, you should probably take note of gentlemen following behind you with video cameras while wearing clogs on the street. Apparently, I learned via minimal web searching, there is a serious clog foot fetish. Seriously? You can’t get a more succinct fetish? Way to ruin it for me, weirdos.
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