[Vintage caftan + Jessica Simpson Dany Platforms + YSL ring]
Here’s the thing: vintage isn’t always awesome. In this case, I’m going to pretend it is for yall’s sake, but usually I’m really wary. Unless you’re living in a major hub of civilization, most of what you can get your hands on is pretty horrifying. And because there was a huge chunk of time when polyester was extremely popular [and is basically indestructible], you’ll get a lot of that, too. Here’s one such garment I chose to roll the dice with.
[Hi, E! Here we are showing how to properly pair stripes and florals.]
Poor caftan—I do love you. But I was keeping my eyes peeled for candles the whole time I swished around in this papery-hospital-gown-ish dress. It sort of felt like the business end of a band-aid—spongey, plastic-y, perforated. I’ll be popping this on next time I have a sunburn, for sure.
Let’s be honest. She’s ugly. But I love her. One man’s trash…