I burned a good 2 hours going through Net-A-Porter’s year-end sale. BTW, it’s like a mecca for caftans on sale right now, if you were thinking about dipping a toe in.
I saw this t-shirt on sale and couldn’t wait to show Rob. First, let’s talk about the price:
Haha! Man, you’ve got to be a real asshole to pay that for this:
[Mini addendum: for more on the phenom of overpriced luxury, read this post from Breakfast at Barneys. It inspired me to unsheath my sword on the issue.]
I showed Rob, who just shook his head. “What’s with the boobie holes?” he asked, then pointed to one, and then the other, and made little beeping sound effects.
So we’re going to make one! Stay tuned. I plan on riding my bike around on top of it in the Price Chopper parking lot. It’s extra gravelly right now—optimal for intentional distressing!