You don’t have to hate us too much; there’s quite a swell today and I just crashed into the wall of the hallway 4 times on the way to our room—my vectoring route accomplished in complete sobriety and with lots of chortling, despite myself.
Best trip of my life so far—the SeaDream experience is decadent and relaxing and every member of the crew is like a ray of wine-enabling sunshine. Not sure if the rest of the boat could say the same, though—especially if they were forced to sit through my working the mic in the piano bar two nights in a row. Yes—that happened.
Going to hide in shame under my floppy hat!