[Image courtesy The Sartorialist. I’m pretty sure.]
Did you know that cats like stringy things? Well then maybe you were also aware I like fringe?
Whatever dire and cosmic urge exists that causes individuals to buy milk glass sugar and creamer sets in dusty junk shops also fuels my desire to have grubby-looking fringe hanging from my windows. But it has to be a specific kind of fringe; not the heavy, silky kind found on lampshades in rooms belonging to terrifying murderous grannies, or found upon rented flapper costumes that smell like face paint and french fries.
Now, tell me what Eli would do with this particular bit of absurdity. #importantcatfacts