Oh, hold on… all this talk about heads reminds me: I got a new hat! That’s right—another slouchy wool hat. [Look, my digits are whirring again.]
Here she is making an appearance at The Bean in Manchester on National Margarita Day, while a girl in the background tries to duck from the excessive Hipstamatic usage of the couple in the corner with 2-day-old iPhones:
[ShopBop oversized cashmere beanie hat, on sale $52.50. Don’t tell me I can get the same one for $4 at H&M; I live in the boondocks, for Christ’s knuckle!]
ShopBop… you and your beanies. Imma
move to Antarctica live in Vermont so I can wear them year ’round.
Wait, no no no no no—